CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS — Episode #15: The Wolves Have Never Been As Back As They Are At This Exact Moment.

Crunch Wears No PantsMinnesota TimberwolvesBasketball

Mar 30

Written By Jordan Alamat, Nate Alsdorf & Brandon Beck

What's crackin hotties. Oh my god. The timberwolves are so frickin’ back. We talk about the euphoria of the Golden State Warriors game and then, since we pre-recorded, made predictions for the game against the Sacramento Kings. We also discuss the return of Karl-Anthony Towns and how his successful reintegration is probably the result of something that will get us cancelled by D'Angelo Russell stans on Twitter. We also break down how the Minnesota Timberwolves' schedule looks for the remainder of the season. We also say goodbye to our ChatGPT Scripts and Timbertales for the time being. Godspeed, ChatGPT. Oh yeah, we also heap praise on Jaden McDaniels. @NoPantsCrunch on social media, follow us if you're sexy (if you're a wolves fan, you're sexy)! Love you!