Hello, may I help you?

I’m Jonathan Schmock—better known as the snooty, err snotty maître d in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

I’m here to let you know that the hockey kings of Chicago—the Clark Cup champion Chicago Steel are hosting Ferris Bueller Night this Saturday March 12th.

The first 500 fans will get a Ferris Bueller themed bobblehead of Steel mascot Rusty courtesy of Midwest Orthopedics at Rush.

So come on down to Fox Valley Ice Arena and watch some great hockey and celebrate one of the best movies of all time. This will be a hoot.

After all, life moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it. Somebody told me that, can’t remember who.  

Ok.  That’s enough.  Either you take the field trip to Fox Valley Ice Arena or I’m going to have the call the police! Ha…yes…call the police.