Natalie Portman’s Biceps and 5 Other Things You’ll Love About “Thor: Love and Thunder.”
The marvel cinematic universe's second wave has started brewing and the new movie “Thor: Love and Thunder” is just what you would expect. Lots of love and lots of thunder. Released to theaters on July 8th, this two hour film is nothing short of fun and sexy. If you are looking for a good time, this is definitely the movie to see. There are only two words to truly describe the feeling of the movie: DILF vibes and MILF vibes. With that being said, let's jump into what you can expect to love from the newest Thor.
1. Natalie Portman’s Biceps
The real star of the show. Natalie Portman’s character, Dr. Jane Foster, definitely brought the thunder. Not only does her toned arms and luscious locks bring the boom, but her smart demeanor and overall bad-assery brings the pow. Fans were giving Portman’s new arms all the rage when trailers revealed her as the Mighty Thor. Even Thor himself had his jaw drop to the floor. Prepare yourself to see those machines in action.
2. Guns and Roses “Sweet Child O’Mine”
Who doesn’t want to see an epic fight scene to some dad music? And not just one Guns and Roses song, but four! Other songs include “Paradise City” and “Welcome To The Jungle” as well as “November Rain.” Thor is bringing all the dad vibes and the best way to do that is with a killer soundtrack.
3. Screaming goats
Despite seeming useless and annoying at first, these goats seem to be the GOAT at getting the crew around, and a being a good source of quirky comical relief. These goats are loud, proud and totally hilarious. Their ear-piercing scream will catch you off guard and leave you a chuckle. Leaving the theater will have you wishing you too had a magical traveling goat.
4. Thor Naked
Which God do we have to thank for making this happen? Thor’s dad bod had its 15 minutes of fame and the washboard abs have made their comeback. I guess the God of thunder found a new workout routine. Thor is from Asgard but more like ASSgard in this film.
5. Valkyrie…. Just Valkyrie
Bow down to the king of Asgard. She reigns over all our hearts with the same witty comments and strong loyalty that fans fell in love with when she first was introduced in “Thor: Ragnarok.” Although she can be a flirt, she will someday find her love with all this thunder going on. Whether it is slicing enemies with dual swords or bumping some tunes on her mini speaker, Valkyrie keeps you on your toes and keeps the vibes going.
6. Bad Guy Christian Bale
New creepy villain alert. Christian Bale stars in the movie as Gorr AKA the Godbutcher… yikes. A man who lives in the shadows with a really bad make-up routine and only one shade of clothes in his wardrobe. Not only is his aesthetic bad, but his vibes are bad too. Watch as Thor and the Mighty Thor battle a man who sucks the fun and color out of life. Maybe he just needs to find his love and thunder too.
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